One of the 95 reason that Martin Luther, founder of the protestant sect of Christianity, decided to separate from mainstream Christianity was due to indulgences. Indulgences are a way of, essentially, paying your way out of your sins, the purgatory shortcut. I found this picture online while I was trying to find something that made fun of indulgences as a talking point for this post, instead I found this:

This is the actual cover of
The Handbook of Indulgences, I found this because I thought it was a fake book. No, it is the real church publishing of how to use money to get out of paying for your sins in purgatory. I thought that when the first church was set up after Jesus' death it had been a rule not to accept bribes? Unfortunately some Christians seem to have forgotten their roots!
Wouldn't it be considered a sin to pay your way into Heaven? Because for every sin you payed off you would have to pay for improperly repenting your sin. And anyway, paying a priest to repent your sins for you or having someone else try to repent for you after your dead sounds like trying to cheat God to me, and while Jesus could kinda cheat by walking on water and getting resurrected he did it for others, supposedly. But God is notorious for not liking cheaters in the Bible. But apparently it was proven through logic that if you support the church more than normal you get bonus credits that counter sin.
But if all that isn't a very strong case we can add in some logic and math. Well, we know that according to indulgences sins are equal to money, therefore:
sin = money
And since we know that "money is everything" we can put that in,
sin = everything
And we know that "a first impression is everything" so,
sin = first impressions
Then there is also the fact that "first impressions are lasting impressions" and lasting means forever or infinite time, but time is always just time whether its long or not, and "time is money" therefore,
sin = impressions^2
Also impressions are important so,
sin = important^2
Then you have to include the fact that peace is what is important which means
sin = peace^2
Confusing but lets continue, peace is the root of love leading to
sin = love
Not making much sense but what the hell, i made 250 reasonable words a while ago anyway, so what if the church is love as many people adamantly believe? Than,
sin = (The Church)
So we know sin is evil ... so using similar logic to some people who try to justify indulgences....
The Church = Evil
Well that stinks so either you believe that or you cant pay your way out of purgatory or you cant have indulgences.
Guess that'll be a dilemma for some people.
I made the above proof as a play on what we had discussed earlier in the week while talking about the cosmological argument developed by Saint Aquinas, it wasn't intended to be offensive to anyone who believes in Christian indulgence. This was intended to be logical but ridiculous showing that because something technically can be true doesn't make it right in the slightest bit, its all a matter of opinion. For instance this can be taken a step further by saying that because E.V.I.L stands for Every Villain Is Lemons (taken from Spongebob) you could say that, when combined with the fact that The Church is a body of people and if it is evil it would make it a villain, The Church = Lemons.